I'm sitting in the
principal's office.
But it's not scary,
it's cool.
Because, you see,
I'm the principal
and I run this whole school.

From OOPS! By Alan Katz. Text copyright © 2008 by Alan Katz. Illustrations copyright © 2008 by Edward Koren. Used with permission of Margaret K. McElderry Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing.