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Poems
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Real-Life Soap Opera

My sister was fascinated
by the underwater scene.
She asked, "When did we get a round TV?"
I said, "You're watching the washing machine.”

From OOPS! By Alan Katz. Text copyright © 2008 by Alan Katz. Illustrations copyright © 2008 by Edward Koren. Used with permission of Margaret K. McElderry Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing.