I'm writing a love song
to eggs.
They don't have eyes,
they don't have legs.
They cannot sing,
they cannot dance.
You cannot keep them
in your pants.
But they're my friends,
is what I've rambled.
I love them so...
especially scrambled!

From OOPS! By Alan Katz. Text copyright © 2008 by Alan Katz. Illustrations copyright © 2008 by Edward Koren. Used with permission of Margaret K. McElderry Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster Children's Publishing.